Rhett & Link - I am a thoughtful guy

^AmI am a thoughtful guy; I ^Fthink about a lot of things ^EmI am a thoughtful guy; ^G I think a lot of thoughts about a lot of things

I ^Amthink about space and the vastness of it I ^Fthink about cake and how much I love it I ^Emthink about if Wal-Mart is good or evil I ^Gthink tattoos are cool... on other people I ^Amthink about the unexplored depths of the ocean I ^Fthink about the difference in ointment and lotion I ^Emthink about if I should wax my back I ^Gthink a handful of nuts is healthy snack

^AmI am a thoughtful guy Right ^Fnow I'm thinking about the millions of microorganisms living on my body It's ^Emlike I'm a mothership G x2 A 100% male mothership

I ^Amthink about how I could get on the local news If I ^Fstrolled into a McDonalds and stripped down nude I ^Emthink about a hotdog while I'm eating it But ^Gthen I pause, 'cause I'm thinking about its ingredients I ^Amthink about the first guy who ever shaved And ^Fhow many times did he shave before the second guy caved? I ^Emthink about if a friend were choking on ice ^G

I ^Amthink about that moment when I'm drifting off to sleep ^F And then my body jerks like I'm falling suddenly I ^Emwonder if that's a defense mechanism for something Like when you're ^Gsleeping on a cliff, or just top-bunking? Some^Amtimes I think how old guys like to whittle And ^Fhow if I start now and just whittle a little My whittling ^Emskills will hone before I get old And I'll ^Gpwn all my friends at the retirement home I ^Amthink of all the places that a penny has been Like, ^Fseriously, think of all the places that a penny's been in It ^Emcould've been in the pocket of the President's suit But it's ^Gprobably also been in some toddler's poop 'cause ^Amlittle kids eat pennies like they're Flintstone Vitamins Ac^Fcruing no interest while traveling inside of 'em Re-^Ementering circulation might boost the economy But I'd ^Grather not pay with a penny that's performed a colonoscopy I ^Amthink that our universe is really one of many With ^Fmany parallel me's stretching to infinity ^EmDoing activities similarly to me ^GYet, at the same time, done slightly differently And ^Amseemingly, right now, they could be ^F

Well, a ^Emsimilar thought, but not the same thought exactly^{G G} nc That's pretty deep

^AmI am a thoughtful guy Right ^Fnow, I'm thinkin about the people who invented words Did ^Emthey just look at stuff and say the first thing that came to their mind? G G nc And if so, how do you explain duffel bag?

^AmI think how do I know that you and me ^F See the same colors the same way when you and me see? Is my ^Emred blue for you, or my green your green, too? ^G

And say we ^Amdo; then how would we discover this fact? ^F And even if we did, would there even be any impact? I don't ^Emthink this would affect us personally But I ^Gthink it would have ripple effects through the interior design industry I ^Amthink about if I was turned into an ant I'd want my ^Floved ones to know, so I thought of a plan I'd gather ^Emtwigs and leaves and write my name on the ground Then I'd ^Gwait for my family and friends to crowd around But ^Amnow I'm thinking that when they saw it They'd think the ^Fhuman me wrote it and an ant was crawling on it Then not ^Emrealizing the ant me was really the real me In a ^Gstrange twist of fate I think they'd probably kill me

^AmI - am a thoughtful guy ^{F Em}I - am a thoughtful guy ^G And right ^Amnow, I'm thinking about what if I was abducted by aliens while I had ^Fa really bad farmer's tan? The aliens might incorrectly conclude that our species ^Emwas two-toned. ^GThat's exactly what I thought. ^AmAnd then somehow, through this error, ^Fmy tan lines saved the human race. ^FI like that thought. Yeah, I think a ^Emlot of thoughts like that. ^GMe, ^Gtoo.