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"Get Off The Phone"
EHere we have a man Who's chosen to Instagram His Bapple pie, a la mode While he Efumbles through the filters His ice cream has gotten "Ba la hot"
And the pie "a la cold."
As Eyou can see This street performer's drawn a Bcrowd
To watch him do his thing
But instead of just enEjoying the show it seems that everyone's decided To Bmake a documentary
ENotice this unreasonably attractive couple EnBjoying a reasonably priced Italian dinner together ESocial networking instead of working On Bgetting to know each other better
How Edoes that filtered picture taste Since Byour dessert has gone to waste?
When Edo you think you ever will Wanna Bwatch this portrait juggling film?
You Eknow you want to touch each other BDoesn't that feel Dgood?
(He's my brother...)
Get off the Bphone now! It's gonna F#be okay AThere's no need to Ebe afraid BIt doesn't love you Its F#gonna die one day The Agovernment is probably Spying Eon you with it anyway
EHere we have a stereotypical teen BForced to endure "Family Game Night." He's Estereotypically texting
And missing his mom
BDemonstrate a carousel ride ELittle Ethan here Is celebrating being the center of the Buniverse
For one year
But "The World's GreaEtest Dad" Is more worried about 'Facebooking' it Than Bactually being here
ELet's listen in and see if we can get some context &Bquot;Please hurry! We're at 382 Pine." EHe has the nerve to make a phone call At such a Bpivotal moment in his friend's life
How Ecould you be so disengaged? While Bprecious memories are being made?
EDo you really think your friends need Another Bbaby picture in their feed?
Don't Ebe such a self-centered guy BNow isn't that betterD?
(I think he just died)
Get off the Bphone now! It's gonna F#be okay. AThere's no need to Ebe afraid BIt doesn't love you It's F#gonna die one day It's Acrawling with e-coli bacEteria anyway
Get off the Bphone now! It's gonna F#be okay
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