Rhett & Link - Freelance fireworks hall of fame

^AHere in South Carolina ^AWe do things different ^AWhen it comes to fireworks, we don't hire professionals ^AWe are professionals ^AWe got what you call 'freelance firework shows' ^AThis song is a tribute to an elite set of men ^AWho exercised their inalienable right ^ATo shoot off fireworks

Bobby ^Ataught us by example Not to look down a Roman candle when you ^Elight it ^EHe lost his right eye, but you know He's a better-looking guy with^Aout it

And that ^Djumbo bottle rocket Don lit in his pocket Would've flew if it weren't for his ^Abelt loop We were ^Elistening to Elvis when it shattered his pelvis But it was cool 'cause it blew right at the end of Don't Be ^ACruel

This ^Dsong is for all our pyrotechnical ^Aheroes What they lacked in dis^Ecretion they made up in comb^Austion The ones who ^Dlit the fuse and wound up Dead, ^Ainjured or lame We salt^Eute you The fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of ^AFame

^ARemember when Jed filled his pickup truck bed Full of fireworks for a big time that ^Enight ^EOne cigarette out his window ^EMade for one historical lightshow and to me A poetic way to ^Adie

But the ^Dbest has got to be ^DBills ingenuity With a man-sized rocket, duct ^Atape and a lawn chair Well he ^Edid good I reckon ^EHe flew a full eight seconds Without spilling one drop of his ^Abeer

This ^Dsong is for all our pyrotechnical ^Aheroes Risking mutil^Eation All for deton^Aation They ignited the ^Dfirestorm Now we fan the ^Aflame We sal^Eute you The fallen founding fathers of the Freelance Fireworks Hall of ^DFa^Ame