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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Chords] A C#m Bm D E F#m |--5--| |--4--| |--2--| |--2--| |--0--| |--2--| |--5--| |--5--| |--3--| |--3--| |--0--| |--2--| |--6--| |--6--| |--4--| |--2--| |--1--| |--2--| |--7--| |--6--| |--4--| |--0--| |--2--| |--4--| |--7--| |--4--| |--2--| |--x--| |--2--| |--4--| |--5--| |--4--| |--2--| |--x--| |--0--| |--2--| [Intro] A C#m Bm Bm [Verse]
I'm tied dAown, I'm locked upC#m I don't make Bmindependent decisions, but my wife says that I don't miss it My old fAriends, they don't cC#mall In fact this Bmweekend they're riding skidoos, while I'm taking my kids to three zoos
But the Bmthird zoo isn't exactDly a zoo It's a family Ecounselor dressed like a raccoon
[Chorus]
I'm a family Aman, living acF#mcording to a family pC#mlan I just Efound somebody's feces on my F#mhand I grab a tDowel that's monograEmmed 'Cause I'm a family Aman
[Verse]
I don't hAave, a dream jC#mob I bust my Bmbutt everyday from 9 to 5 to finance the dreams of my kids and wife And my wiAfe, has a business iC#mdea She wants to Bmsell these teeny tiny hats, made especially for little baby cats
BmNotice that I didn't say kDitten My wife Esays that a baby cat is something different
[Chorus]
I'm a family mAan F#mWe all don't fit in a seC#mdan My last cEhild, that spawn of Satan, was unpF#mlanned Please cut Dmy vas deferens I'm a family mAan A Stop I'm a family man