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- one down stroke * let it ring [Intro] F A# F A# [Verse 1]
FOn the first day of first grade A# We were both heldF in from recess A# 'Cause we were both writing prFofanities on our desks A# C

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We wrote bleep And blank [Verse 2]
FOur punishment was coloring unicorns A# And that'Fs when we became best friends A# But equalFly as important A# We never deCfa

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ced public property again C

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[Chorus]
So if yA#ou have a kid who's writing obscene graffiFti A#Give him a picture of a Mythical Beast F And he will ceaA#se to write profaniCty

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A#

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F Don't writeC p

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rofaniA#ty

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F C - A# - F * Just color a Mythical Beast!