Rhett & Link - 2 guys 600 pillows

^FDo, do you remember back in ^Fmiddle school ^AmWhen my trunks fell down ^BbAt the pool ^C

^FEveryone laughed ^FExcept for you ^AmYou just let me hold you ^BbIn my bedroom ^C

^FOur freshman year when ^FJulie McNight ^AmDumped me because of my overbite

^FI cried all night ^FAll over you ^AmYou didn't seem to mind My t^Bbears or my dr^Cool

^FI could always ^Bbhold you ^Ftight (^FMy favorite pillow) ^FSo soft, so cool on your ^Bbother ^Fside (^FMy favorite pillow)

^FIn my eyes ^FYou've been nothing but classy ^AmBut everybody's saying ^AmYou're nasty

^FFull of fungus, ^FIt can't be true ^AmLaden with bacteria ^BbNo, not ^Cyou

^FBut the thing ^FThat really did me in ^AmI learned your full of dust mite excrements

^FAnd those dead skin cells ^FMay be mine ^AmBut knowing what's in you, I ^Bbcan't sleep at ^Cnight

^FWe've been through both ^Bbthick and ^Fthin (^FBecause you're a pillow) ^FIt's hard to say this ^Bbis the ^Fend (^FMy favorite pillow)

^FIt's not me, it's ^Bbdefinitely ^Fyou (^FI'll get a new pillow) ^FYou're a body fluid sponge, ^BbAnd we're ^Fthrough [let ring] (I'm getting a new you)