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STOP - STOP and mute Stop - Stop and fade Chords:
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Intro: Am Am6 Am7 Am Am6 Am7 Am6 Am Am6 Am7 Am Am7 Am6 Verse 1:
AmLet's say hypothetically AmYou're watching an Am7internAm6et vidAmeo. -Ohh AmGo with me on this Am... Am6 Am7 Am6 -And Am AmLet's say hypothetically AmThat this video Am7hits aAm6 snag.Am -Ohh AmYou get a little buffer action AmThe video's fAm6roze Am AmNow you must Am7chooseAm AmHow long are you AmWilling to wait Am STOP -10 seconds Am STOP Before you click awayyy. -10 seconds Am STOP Mmm.. Open up a new page -10 seconds Am STOP Before you start to rage -10 seconds Am STOP Mmm.. Sign up again and confirm your age -10 seconds
Chorus:
F15 seconds of faE7me Fmaj7And 5 second for that Dm Stop Burrito that you dropped non the beach one time F E7 STOP Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
Amseconds..seconds..seconds.. Am Am7 Am6
Verse 2:
AmSo you're at work AmAnd you got a little hunger pain you see AmSo you head down the hall to find the vending machine AmAnd you press F-14 because AmThat's where the snack that you like resides AmBut when you press F-14 the coil gets stuck AmAnd your snack is still inside AmSo now you gotta start shaking the machine AmAnd the question is AmHow long are you gonna shake this machine Am STOP Until you begin to eat away at your own dignity? Am STOP Your wife packed your lunch -10 seconds Am STOP Carrots, hummus, and grapes in a bunch -10 seconds AmIt's just a bug of Fritos -10 seconds AmDo you really need those Fritos?
Chorus:
F15 seconds of faE7me Fmaj7And 5 second for that Dm Stop Pepperoni pizza on a Wallgreen's parking lot F E7 STOP Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
Amseconds..seconds..seconds.. Am Am7 Am6
Verse 3:
AmSo you find yourself on a date with a beautiful girl AmYou try to tell her all the things that interest you in tAm7he woAm6rld AmYou talk about Harry Potter AmShe said she doesn't like wizardsAm7 Am6 AmYou talk about your salamander AmShe said she doesn't like lizardsAm7 Am6 AmYou try to stay quiet like it aint no thing Am STOP But how long can you let the silence hang? -10 seconds Am STOP You stare into space -10 seconds AmTry not to focus, on the errant hair on her face -10 seconds AmYou think of something to say -10 seconds Am STOP ...Uuh Just wait for the silence to go away
Chorus:
F15 seconds of faE7me Fmaj7And 5 second for that Dm Stop Protein shake on locker room floor -Gross F E7 STOP Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
Amseconds..seconds..seconds.. Am Am7 Am6
Verse 4:
AmHow long do you wait when you reset the internet router? -10 seconds AmHow long do you wait when you give up on the hot water in the shower? -10 seconds AmWhen you drop some food on the ceiling? -10 seconds AmWell how long can you hold your breath before you get that oh I'm dying feeling? AmClaim a fart in a group -10 seconds AmCheck your pants for poop -10 seconds AmSomeone talkin' smack -10 seconds AmCome up with a comeback -10 seconds AmGive up on a fish that's floating -10 seconds Am Stop To decide this little pond is not suitable for boating... -Uuh
Chorus:
F15 seconds of faE7me Fmaj7And 5 second for that Dm Stop Trail mix literally on the trail F E7 STOP Put those rules to same
in 10 seconds
Amseconds..seconds..seconds.. Am STOP 10 seconds Am STOP 10 seconds Am STOP 10 seconds Am10 seconds