Rheostatics - Record body count

^AJoey pulled himself to his f^Geet, Hauled his body back up the ^Dbank And looked back down ^Athere. ^{G A A}He said the water was not that d^Geep; "But I almost drowned ^Dthere." You can drown in a bathtub so they ^Asay. ^{G A A}"Someone in class called m^Ge a loser, So I decided to skip the ^Dday hey hey - skip the da^Ay. ^{G A}

^AI tried to look casual sneaking round the b^Gack, Past the shotput across the trac^Dk And to the gate beside the porta^Ables.^{G A A}But a red tie and school gray s^Glacks Doesn't blend in with the ^Dgrass As the teacher was changing c^Alass. ^G

^Amaj7He chased me halfway through the ^A7park, Till I ran into the ^Bmwoods; And I'm ^Dvery good ^Ain the woods.

^ASo I was an Indian,^G Built a fire by the cre^Dek And dried my eyes t^Ahere.^G"

^Amaj7There's a record body count this ^A7year ^Bm There's a r^Decord body c^Aount this year.

^AJoey stepped up on a block of ic^Ge, Put a rope around his n^Deck, And fell asleep before he ^Adied.