Rheostatics - Legal age life at variety store

^EWell, legal age life at variety store, dealing in dope by the exit door ^AWaiting to work like a worm at the core, ^Estanding so long in the snow I'm sore

^BI am the king, I am therefore, what kin^Ed of a ^Afool am ^EI? W^Eell, legal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar

^ADisco sucks and so does war, the ^Emeek shall inherit the earth no more ^BI am the king, I am therefore, what ^Ekind of a ^Afool am ^EI?

Chorus: And each time I ^Awake up I try to ^Espeak And I felt a ^Acold river of tears upon my ^Echeek And each time I ^Awake up I feel so ^Eweak Dumb^Bfounded

Ah, ^Elegal age life at variety store, sticking my head through the passenger door ^AWaiting to work like a worm at the core, ^Estanding so long in the snow I'm sore ^BI am the king, I am therefore, what ^Ekind of a ^Afool am ^EI?

Chorus: And each time I ^Awake up I try to ^Espeak And I felt a ^Acold river of tears upon my ^Echeek And each time I ^Awake up I feel so ^Eweak Dumb^Bfounded

Ah, ^Elegal age life at variety store, these are the things that make me roar ^ADisco sucks and so does war, the ^Emeek shall inherit the earth no more

^BI am the king, I am therefore, what ^Ekind of a ^Afool am ^EI? what kind of a ^Afool am ^EI? x2