Relient K - The pirates who dont do anything

we are the^C pirates wh^Fo don't do anything we ju^Cst stay ^Gat home, and lie around and if you^C ask us^F, to do anything we'll just t^Gell you, we don't do any^Cthing

well I've n^Cever been to Greenland and I've ne^Fver been to Denver and I've n^Cever buried treasure in ST Louie or ST P^Gaul and I've ne^Cver been to Moscow and I've ne^Fver been to Tampa and I've ne^Cver been to Boston in the fa^Gll

we are the pir^Cates who don't do anyt^Fhing we j^Cust stay at h^Gome, and lie around and if ^Cyou ask u^Fs, to do anything we'll just t^Gell you, we don't do anyt^Ching

and I've ne^Cver hoist the main sail and I've ne^Fver swabbed the poop deck and I've ne^Cver veered starboard, cause I've never sailed at a^Gll and I've ne^Cver walked the gang plank and I've ne^Fver owned a parrot. and I've ne^Cver been to Boston in the fa^Gll

we are the pir^Cates who don't do any^Fthing we j^Cust stay^G at home, and lie around and if ^Cyou ask us^F, to do anything we'll just t^Gell you, we don't do any^Cthing

I've ne^Cver plucked a rooster and I am n^Fot too good at ping-pong

and I've never thrown my mashed potatoes up against the^C wall and I've ne^Cver kissed a chipmunk, and I've ne^Fver gotten head lice and I have ne^Cver been to Boston in the f^Gall

and I've ne^Cver licked a spark-plug and I've ne^Fver sniffed a stink bug and I've ne^Cver painted Daisies on a b^Gig red rubber ball and I've ne^Cver bathed in yogurt and I do^Fn't look good in leggings and I've ne^Cver been to Boston in the f^Gall