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[Intro] C [Verse 1]
CSomebody please save us,Am us college kids! FWhat my parents told me GIs what I did CThey said go to school andAm Be a college kid FBut in the end GI questioned why I did
[Interlude] C Dm F G C Dm F G [Pre chorus]
C I'm poor, I'm starving, I'm flat Am broke I've got no Fcash to spend Csell all my books for front row Amtickets To Dave FMatthews band Cmy girlfriend's at another Amschool I know this Fyear will test her CI called, found out she had three Amother boyfriends Last seGmeEmsteFr And thats why i Gsay
[Chorus]
Coh no! Not for me not for Fme Call it torture call it Guniversity Cno! Arts and crafts is all i Fneed I'll take calligraphy and Gthen I'll make a fake degree
[Interlude] C Dm F G C Dm F G [Verse 2]
C80 grand later i found Amout That all that Fi had learned Cis that you should show up to Amtake your finals and your Fmidterms Cthe party scene is kinda Ammean I think it's Fsick and twisted Cthe navy showed up at my Amdorm And claimed that i GenEmlisFted And thats why i Gsay
[Chorus 2]
Coh no! Not for me not for Fme Call it torture call it Guniversity Cno! Arts and crafts is all i Fneed I'll take calligraphy and GThen I'll make a fake degree
[Interlude] G C G Am G G C G Am G [Bridge]
Gdon't get exCcited she'll say Gno without a Amdoubt you Gsee Gand I've deCcided college Ggirls just don't Amgo out withG me Gthey make me Cnervous and they Galways catch me Amoff my Gguard GLike cell phone Cservice I drop out cause college Amis Gto hard
[Bridge 2]
Amit's time to Gcall my father Fcause it's his Calma mater Amgood grades aren't Gwhat they seem FI think he Cknows the dean Amit's time to Gcall my father Fcause it's his Calma mater Amhe says he's Gproud of me Fbut college Galways was his dream And Fi would always Gsay its not for me
[Interlude] C Dm F G C Dm F G C Dm F G C Dm F G [Chorus 3]
Coh no! Not for me not for Fme Call it torture call it Guniversity Cno! Arts and crafts is all i Fneed I'll take calligraphy and GThen I'll make a fake degree
[Verse 3]
CSomebody please save us,Am us college kids! FWhat my parents told me GIs what I did CThey said go to school andAm Be a college kid FBut in the end GI questioned why I did
[Verse 4]
CSomebody please save us,Am us college kids! FWhat my parents told me GIs what I did Cdo what will make God happyAm Do what you feel is right Fonly but one thing matters Glearn how to live your life