Regina Spektor - I cut off my hair

I ^Fcut off my ^Chair and ^Dwent to ^Csleep You were ^Cthere, in my ^Ddreams Nursing ^Con a glass ^Gteat ^CIt was a ^Dparty, ^Cyou were sucking ^Aliquor ^COn your ^Fjacket a ^CVIP ^Fsticker ^CIt was a ^Dparty, ^Cyou were sucking ^Cliquor ^DOn your ^Cjacket a ^GVIP ^Csticker

I ^Fpeed in my ^Cpants and ^Dran down the ^Cstreet Towards ^CWashington Square ^DPark Where ^Cyou had been ^Gbeat up ^CYou were wearing ^Drags, ^CI was wearing ^Apointe shoes ^CI tried to lay^F next to you, but ^Cyou hit the ^Fsnooze

The ^Cdefinition ^Dof ^{C D} A ^Ccrazy person ^Dis ^{C G} Someone who ^Cdoes the same thing ^Dover And ^Cover a^Again, while ^Cexpecting ^Fnew results^{C F} I ^Ccut off my ^Dtongue ^{C C} You ^Dstarted to ^Ckiss me ^{G C D}Blood trickled ^Cdown ^{A C F}Don't you ever ^Cmiss me? ^{F C D}Don't you ever ^Cmiss me? ^{C D C}Don't you ever ^Gmiss me? ^{C D C}Don't you ever ^Amince ^Cmeat? ^{F C}

I ^Fcalled up my ^Cmomma, but I ^Dcouldn't be ^Csweet, so I ^Cescaped through the ^Dwindow on a ^Crope made of ^Gsheets Got ^Cbitten by a ^Dsquirrel And ^Cstepped on a ^Asyringe The ^Cview of ^FManhattan from ^CGW^{F C}Bridge ^{D C}

^CYou said, "^DHoney?" ^CI said, "^GBaby?" ^CYou said, "^DFunny." ^CI said, "^AMaybe." ^CYou says, "Hi ^FHoney." ^CI says "Hey ^FBaby." ^CYou asked, "Was it ^Dfunny?" ^CAnd I say, "^CWell maybe." ^DMaybe, ^Cmaybe ^{G C D C A C F C}

I ^Fcut off my ^Chair and ^Dwent to ^Csleep You were ^Cthere, in my ^Ddreams Nursing ^Con a glass ^Gteat I ^Fcut off my ^Chair and ^Dwent to ^Csleep You were ^Cthere, in my ^Ddreams Nursing ^Con a glass ^Gteat The ^Cdefinition ^Dof ^{C D} A ^Ccrazy person ^Dis ^{C G}

^CIt was a ^Dparty, ^Cyou were sucking ^Cliquor ^DOn your ^Cjacket a ^GVIP ^Csticker ^CIt was a ^Dparty, ^Cyou were sucking ^Cliquor ^DOn your ^Cjacket ^Ga VIP^C, uh ^DOn your ^Cjacket ^Ga VIP^C, uh ^DOn your ^Cjacket ^Ga VIP^C, uh ^DOn your ^Cjacket ^Ga VIP^C