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A ^Cman walks^G out of h^Fis apartment ^CIt is^G raining, he's ^Fgot no umbrella ^CHe starts ^Grunning ben^Feath the awnings ^Ctrying to ^Gsave his ^Fsuit ^CTryin to d^Gryin to ^Ftryin to dry but no g^Cood ^G ^F

^CWhen he ge^Gts to the^F crowded subway platform he t^Cakes off ^Gboth of his ^Fshoes He s^Cteps righ^Gt into somebo^Fdy's fat loogie And ^Ceveryone who s^Gees him says ^F"ewwww" ^CEveryone who^G sees him says &^Fquot;ewwww"

^CBut he doesn't care cause last ^Fnight he got a visit from the G^Chost of Corporate F^Guture The ^CGhost said take off both your ^Fshoes whatever chances you ^Cget Especially when they're ^Fwet He also ^Gsaid

^CImagine yo^Gu go a^Fway on a ^Cbusiness t^Grip one d^Fay And ^Cwhen you ^Gcome back ^Fhome Your ^Cchildren have ^Ggrown And you n^Fever made your wife moan

^FAnd people make you nervous You'd think the world was ending And ^Ceverybody's features Have ^Fsomehow started blending

And everything is plastic And everyone's sarcastic

And ^Call your food is frozen It ^Fneeds to be defrosted

You'd think the world was ending You'd think the world was ending

You'd ^Cthink the world was ending right n^Fow ^CWell maybe yo^Gu should just dr^Fink a lot less coffee And ^Cnever ever watch the ^G10 o'clock ^Fnews ^CMaybe you^G should k^Fiss someone nice or ^Click a ^Grock or ^Fboth ^CMaybe yo^Gu should ^Fcut your own hair cause t^Chat can ^Gbe so ^Ffunny It ^Cdoesn't c^Gost any ^Fmoney and it always grows ^Cback Hair g^Grows even aft^Fer you're dead

^FPeople are just people They shouldn't make you nervous The ^Cworld is everlasting It's ^Fcoming and it's going

If you don't toss your plastic The streets won't be so plastic

And ^Cif you kiss somebody Then ^Fboth of you'll get practice

^FThe world is everlasting Put dirtballs in your pockets Put d^Cirtballs in your pockets And ^Ftake off both your shoes

Cause people are just people People are just people

^CPeople are just people like ^Fyou ^FPeople are just people

People are just people

^CPeople are just people like ^Fyou The ^Gworld is ever^Clasting It's ^Fcoming and it's ^Ggoi^Cng The ^Gworld is ever^Clasting It's ^Fcoming and it's ^Ggo^Cing It's ^Fcoming and it's ^Ggo^Cing

Regina Spektor - Ghost of corporate future