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Tuning: G C E A
[Intro] Ab Eb Fm7 Eb x2 [Verse 1]
AbShe was lying on the floor andEb counting stretch marks Fm7She hadn't been a virgin and Dbhe hadn't been a god AbSo she names the Ebbaby Elvis Fm7To make up for the royaDblty he lacked
[Chorus]
AbAnd from then on it was Ebturpentine and patches Fm7From then on it was cold CDbampbell's from the can AbAnd they were just two jerks Ebplaying with matches Fm7Cause that's all they kneDbw how to play
[Instrumental] Ab Eb Fm7 Eb x2 [Verse 2]
AbAnd it was raining cats and dogs out Ebside of her window Fm7And she knew they were destined to beDbcome Sacred road kill on the Abway And she was listening to the Ebsound of heavens Fm7shaking Thinking about puddleDbs, puddles and miAbstakes
[Chorus]
Cause it's been Ebturpentine and patches It's Fm7been cold, coldDb Campbell's from the can AbAnd they were just two jerksEb playing with matches CFm7ause that's all they Dbknew how to Gbplay
[Instrumental] Db Gb2 Ab Eb Fm7 Eb x2 [Verse 3]
AbElvis never could Ebcarry a tune Fm7She thought about this irony as sheDb stared back at the moon AbShe was tracing her Ebyears with her fingers on heFm7r skin Saying why don'tDb I begin again AbWith turEbpentine and patches Fm7With cold, cold DbCampbell's from the can AbAfter all I'm still a jerk Ebplaying with matches Fm7It's just that he's not around toDb play along AbI'm still an assholeEb playing with candles Fm7Blowing out wishesDb blowing out dreams AbJust sitting here and Ebtrying to decipher Fm7What's written in Braille Dbupon my Gbskin...
[Instrumental] Db Gb2 x3 Ab Eb Fm7 Eb x2 [Outro]
AbShe was lying on the floor andEb countinFm7g stretcEbh AbShe was lying on the floor andEb countingFm7 stretcEbh