Tuning: E A D G B E

This tab is in the actual key Reggie plays this in, so it should work for piano or guitar. If you want it easier to play on guitar or you can't sing high enough to play it in this key, I recommend transposing down 5 half steps (so the chords are C - Em7 - D), so you don't have to play any barre chords. This is a comedy song, and if you want the best reaction, I recommend watching Reggie play it and mimicking some of the things he does while playing it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8g1vEXz5BvA [Intro] F Am7 G F Am7 G G/B Am G/D F Am7 G G Am7 F [Verse 1]

^FWhy the hell you got a ^Am7big ass purse? ^GWhat the hell's up with that ^Am7big ass purse? I'm

^F wondering what's ^Am7inside that big ass purse G Am7

Let me take a ^Fguess. Is there another purs^Am7e inside that big ass purse? ^GMaybe there's another^Am7 purse inside of the other purse

F Am7

In case you ^Gforget what it looks l^Am7ike ^G [Verse 2]

^Am7You've got you^Fr eyeshadow ^Am7You've got yo^Gur eyeshadows

^Am7When I open ^Fone of your eyeshadows ^Am7It's really powdery and^G the wind blows it away

^Am7And it's all fractured and u^Fnusable ^Am7The applicator stick ^Gisn't even there

^Am7Anymore ^F So why t^Am7he hell you got it in your^G purse?

[Verse 3]

And baby you ^Flook at me with those ^Am7beautiful brown blue ^Gblack eyes, yes you do.^Am7

^FYou tell me like I'm an ^Am7idiot Like ^GI'm an idiot ^Am7

You tell m^Fe "Because ^Am7 ^Git's got a ^Am7mirror" And I say

^F"Why the hell you need an ^Am7extra mirror?" ^G An^Am7d you look at me and you say

[Verse 4]

^F"Maybe you're out on the ^Am7town and you, you ^Ggo into the bathroom with a girlfriend, but the ^Am7girlfriend, she only has a

^Fclutch because she's smart for only ^Am7bringing a clutch but you have your ^Gbig, big, big ass ^Am7bag in the bathroom

^FAnd you reach in and ^Am7pull out an extra ^Gmirror 'cause the bathroom doesn't have a^Am7 functioning mirror and there's too many

^Fgirls using the little tiny crack of the m^Am7irror that works in the first ^Gplace. And then y^Am7ou're doing two things at

^Fonce so you're hoping to di^Am7spel the stereotype of ^GWomen taking too long in the ^Am7bathroom 'cause they're doubling up their

^Ftime. Now who's the ^Am7idiot this ^Gtime?"

[Outro] F Am7 G Am7 F (beatbox weird drum solo that ends in a horse running sound)

Reggie Watts - Big ass purse