Reese Lansangan - Grammar nazi

See I like a ^Dboy^{A G A}cute and nice and ^Dtall^{A G A} But there's one ^Dproblem (Guess ^Awh^Gat?) He ^Acouldn't spell right at ^Dal^Al ^{G A} And I know that's not the ^Dend all be-^Aal^Gl But it ^Areally kinda ^Dblows^{A G A}Poor guy doesn't even ^Dlike books (^AI know^G!) And ^Asometimes, it ^Dsho^Aws^{G A}

My momma ^Bmtold me it's un^Gwise To like a ^Dboy who is ^Ajust nice Who couldn't ^Bmput apostrop^Ghe s's On ^Dhis poss^Aessives ^GAnd don't look at me when I look at ^Ayou Whenever you ^Gsay "stuffs" (Stuffs!) Cause that's my ^Acue (RETCH!)

I'm not a ^Dnazi^{A G A} I just care about ^Dgood grammar^{A G A} Hey papar^Dazzi (o^Aka^Gy) I just s^Aaid that cause it ^Drhymed^A But don't you ^Gdare commit a grammar ^Acrime on me

You type "l^Dose" with one o ^{A G} if y^Aou're losing your mi^Dnd ^{A G A} And two ^DOs for desc^Aribing^G Bowel ^Amovements of any ^Dkind^{A G A} You see "^Dyour" and "you^A're" They're ^Gtwo, two ^Adifferent things, ba^Dby^{A G A} It's ^DYOUR problem ^AYOU'RE confused But I'^Gmma help you out with the ^Awords you use, ^Dye^Aah^{G A}

My momma ^Bmtold me it's un^Gwise To like a ^Dboy who is ^Ajust nice Who couldn't ^Bmput apostrop^Ghe s's On ^Dhis poss^Aessives ^GAnd don't look at me when I look at ^Ayou Whenever you ^Gsay "stuffs" (Stuffs!) Cause that's my ^Acue (RETCH!)

I'm not a ^Dnazi^{A G A} I just care about ^Dgood grammar^{A G A} Hey papar^Dazzi (o^Aka^Gy) I just s^Aaid that cause it ^Drhymed^A But don't you ^Gdare commit a grammar ^Acrime on me

I su^Dggest you brush up on your ^Asubject-verb agreement If we ^Gkeep this up, it's gonna^A be a commitment You ^Dnever say "Dogs barks" ^Ayou just say "bark" ^GPay a bit of attention we're gonna^A take it to the park ^DDouble negatives and all^A its relatives ^GDon't sound no good if^A it ain't in a rap song ^DI'm gonna break it down to you ^AI hate it when you say 'furnitu^Gres'

When you mean '^Apieces of furniture' ^DLet the plural be ^Apluralized The ^GEnglish language doesn't deserve ^Ato be compromised It's ^DTO to direct, ^ATOO for 'too much', ^GTWO is a number Learn it, else^A I'll be holding a grudge

THERE'S ^Dtwo baby cubs And ^ATHEIR momma lion And THEY'^GRE together it's ^Aas clear as day If y^Dou're debating 'if ^AI was' versus 'If I were', ^GI say Who would you believe more? ^ABieber or Beyonce

I'm not a ^Dnazi^{A G A} I just care about ^Dgood grammar^{A G A} Hey papar^Dazzi (o^Aka^Gy) I just s^Aaid that cause it ^Drhymed^A But don't you ^Gdare commit a grammar ^Acrime on me

I'm not a ^Dnazi^{A G A} I just care about ^Dgood grammar^{A G A} Hey papar^Dazzi (o^Aka^Gy) I just s^Aaid that cause it ^Drhymed^A But don't you ^Gdare commit a grammar ^Acrime on me