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[Verse 1]
AmWard 8 at the QE, Gsomwhere down Woodville AmSmokey grey Thursday, Emtake out your sword AmStewie was born, there was Cblood on the sheets GDoctor was drunk and the E7sister was bored
[Verse 2]
AmHome was a weatherboard Ghousing trust unit AmA low cyclone fence with a Emsparse gravel drive AmDad was a truckie from CAdelaide to Melbourne GTwo trips a week just to E7keep them alive
[Verse 3]
AmFirst sentence for Stewie Gwas going to school AmIn prison grey trousers he Emwalked in the yard AmHis Mum shed a tear at his Cvaselined pushback GClutching a ruler his E7name on a card
[Chorus]
Step Dmforward Stewart AmBedson the Gheadmaster Amsaid It Gseemed like Stewie was Amalways in strife Step Dmforward Stewart AmBedson the Gmagistrate Amsaid GThis time 10 years, Fnext E7time Amlife
[Verse 4]
AmGrades 1-7 Gpassed pretty quickly AmDetention and caning and Emone million lines AmStewie could write just Cenough to get by GStewie could read all the E7shoplifting signs
[Verse 5]
AmThere was a bond for a biro, Ga fine for some fags AmAnother kids bike leading Emup to a car AmPhotographs, fingerprints and Cjuvenile courthouse GA year in McNallies for E7going too far
[Chorus]
Step Dmforward Stewart AmBedson the Gmagistrate Amsaid GOver pine panneled wood leant the Amface of the law We Dmthink you're a Amthreat to Gproperty and Amjustice G3 years up the creek Fwhile we E7make Amsure
[Verse 6]
AmRobbery and violence and Gretaliation AmFor beatings and bashings at the Emhands of the screws AmTime in and time out Ctime and again GIs this what they mean by E7paying your dues
[Verse 7]
AmSome people have plenty Gwhile others have none AmFor the same working week seen Emyear after year AmWorked over by coppers for Ctipping the scales GLife wasn't meant to be E7easy
[Chorus]
Step Dmforward Stewart AmBedson the Gmagistrate Amsaid GOver pine panneled wood leant the Amface of the law We Dmthink you're a Amthreat to Gproperty and Amjustice G3 years up the creek Fwhile we E7make Amsure
[Verse 8]
AmWard 8 at the QE, Gsomwhere down Woodville AmSmokey grey Thursday, Emtake out your sword AmStewie was born, there was Cblood on the sheets GDoctor was drunk and the E7sister was bored