Rebel Son - How did you get so ugly

Well ^Gme and my buddies went drinking last night at a ^Cbar right down the ^Groad well I ^Gmet a sweet thing and I talked a mean game And she ^Atold me I could take her ^Dhome She was the ^Gbest looking thing that ever seen But I dont know what went ^Cwrong cause ^GI brought home a ^Embarbie doll but ^Cwoke up ^Dnext to king ^Gkong

And I said ^Ghow did you get so ugly bitch? You ^Clook like a bull dogs ^Gcrack you look ^Glike somebody set your face on fire And than ^Aput it out with an ^Daxe You ^Gmust have made an ugly face and ^Emit got stuck and then ^Grolled of the back of the ^Emugly truck You ^Gmust have fell out of the ^Emugly tree and ^Cbroke every branch you ^Ahit How in the ^Ghell did you get so ^Emugly bitch Cause you ^Csure look ^Djust like ^Gshit

Well ^Gall I could say was get away what in the ^Chell was I supposed to ^Gdo? I said ^Glook you gotta go cause cain't nobody know I had ^Agrizzly looking bitch like ^Dyou So ^Gtake my advice she might be a nice looking hot cooking honky tonk ^Cqueen But you ^Gbetter pick her up be^Emfore you get drunk cause if ^Gyou're fucked up you're ^Emgonna wake up in the ^Cmorning with a ^Dwolver^Gine

And you'll say ^Ghow did you get so ugly bitch? You ^Clook like a bull dogs ^Gcrack you look ^Glike somebody set your face on fire And than ^Aput it out with an ^Daxe Do I ^Gthink you're pretty? ^Em fuck nope You're ^Gugly as hunk of fucking ^Emhome made soap Looking ^Glike a crocadille with your trash pile smile and your ^Cwooly booger hairy arm ^Apits How in the ^Ghell did you get so ^Emugly bitch? From a ^Gbeauty to a beast in a ^Emflick of a switch I'll ^Gbet you were born in a ^Embanjo ditch Yeah ^Ghow did you get so ^Emugly bitch? Cause you ^Csure look ^Djust like ^Gshit