Ray Stevens - Redneck christmas

^GWe're havin' a redneck christmas With traditional possum ^Dstew (yee-haw) We're havin' a redneck ^Dchristmas Hope Santa brings a little rabbit ^Gtoo (yum yum) ^GGot Paw new chaw redman Maw a brand new spit ^Ccup (phtoeey) And I ^Dgot my wife a brand new set Of re-treads for my pickup ^Gtruck (Ain't he the sweetest thang)

Oh we ^Cain't nevr seen ther raindeer, But we painted the bulls nose ^Gred (moo) Put ^Amrunners under the outhouse And ^Dwe're usin' it fer a sled (Darn fool idiots what're doin? ^DSorry didn't know you was in there grandpaw, ^DMerry Christmas now ya hear? Well, I got yer merry christmas right here, (Come back with that ^Gcatalog)

^G We're havin' a redneck christmas TP'd the whole front ^Dyard, ^DPut big red bows on the hound dogs Turned the lights on all the cars (h^Gowls) ^GI love a redneck christmas It's a simple kinda ^Clife You ^Dbuy one gift and that takes care Of yer cousin and yer ^Gwife ^{D G}

I ^Cwent downtown to see Santy Claus, Gave a dollar to one of them ^Glegs (Here you go shorty) So ^AmSanta'd bring a man for daughter, After ^Dall she's near bout' twelve (Poor thing she'll be a spinster ^Gsoon) ^GWe're havin' a redneck christmas Hung our stockings on the ^Dstove, ^DOn the stove (sizzle), Hope Santa brings us big stuff 'Cause the little stuff falls thru the toes, falls thru the ^Gtoes

^GWe's havin' a redneck christmas With homemade moonshine egg^Cnog (glug glug) I ^Dtook a little swig ^DThought it needed more kick Throwed in a little toe de ^Gfrog (burp, hic, ^Cribbit, hic, ribbit)^{D G}