Ray Stevens - Quarantined

Wash my ha^Dnds, I don't touch my f^A7ace, I stay at h^A7ome, Shelter in pl^Dace, Social d^D7istance, Don't go to w^Gork, ^G7 I wear a m^Dask, & gloves,^A7 & stay away from ch^Durch^G. ^D

I avoid old fo^Dlks, And should I sn^A7eeze, I do it in my e^A7lbow, Or up my sl^Deeve, Six feet ap^D7art, That is the r^Gule, ^G7 And I p^Dray for the day, the k^A7ids can go back to sc^Dhool^G. ^D

I'm wa^Gshing my hands, Like a r^Dacoon with OCD, I've watched H^A7ulu, Roku, Netflix, PB^DS and the B^D7BC, I've ta^Gken down all my mirrors, And I'm,^D Sick of what I s^Gee . . . T^Dwo more weeks of quarantine will ^A7be the death of ^Dme. (The de^Gath of ^Dme . . . )

I risk a t^Drip, To the grocery st^A7ore, To buy T^A7.P. And a few things m^Dore, But when I get t^D7here, All I can fi^Gnd, ^G7 Is s^Dixteen Honey B^A7uns and some Mad Dog w^Dine.^{G D}

I'm wa^Gshing my hands, Like a r^Dacoon with OCD, I've watched H^A7ulu, Roku, Netflix, PB^DS and the B^D7BC, I've ta^Gken down all my mirrors, 'Cause I'm s^Dick of what I s^Gee . . . Yeah t^Dwo more weeks of this quarantine is gonna ^A7be the death of ^Dme. (The d^Geath of ^Dme

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^DYou know they say this is war, No we don't have to storm Omaha Beach or Porkchop Hill, ^DHa, We just lay here on the couch, and watch T.V. ^D“Whew, I'd rather volunteer for a high risk comando raid to parachute into Wuhan and find ^Dthat little fellow that ordered that bat soup. ^DI know what I'm talking about in my head, Saying crazy stuff over and over like, “Yes Dear, Yes Dear.” ^DAt breakfast I meant to say “Honey please pass me the pepper” but what slipped out was ^D“You Crazy Woman You've Ruined My Life.” Hehe. ^DOf course I immediately appo

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logised, Ha, As soon as I regained c^Donsiousness.