Ray Stevens - Frog kissin

Do you r^Gemember in the fairy tales, ^Emhow the wicked witch's spell ^Cchanged the handsome prince to a toad. Through the p^Dower of a potion, she handed him the notion he was ^Glower than the ^Cdirt in the ^Groad; and though she l^B7eft him green and warted, her evil plan was thwarted, when there ch^Emanced to happ^Cen by a youn^Gg miss; who in ^Dspite of his complexion, offered her affection, and ^Gbroke the wicked ^Ccurse with her ^Gkiss.

^GWell if you've never been ^Dfrog kissing, then you don't know ^Gwhat you've been missing. There's a ^Aworld of opportunity ^Dunder each and every^G log. If you've never been a ^Dcharm breaker, if you've never been a handsome ^Cprince maker, just ^Gslow down, turn around, ^Cbend down and ^Dkiss you a ^Gfrog.

^GOnce upon a time ago, ^EmI was down and feeling low, ^Clike a lonely frog in a pond. ^DLife was just a joke, and I was very near a croaking, I was ^Gzapped by ^Clife's wicked ^Gwand. Then in the d^B7epth of my depression, there came a true expression, of a ^Emlove from a ^Clady so ^Gsweet. She gave me ^Dwarm fuzzy feelings, feelings that were healing,and ^Gknocked me off my ^Clittle web ^Gfeet.

^GWell if you've never been ^Dfrog kissing, then you don't know ^Gwhat you've been missing. There's a ^Aworld of opportunity ^Dunder each and every^G log. If you've never been a ^Dcharm breaker, if you've never been a handsome ^Cprince maker, just ^Gslow down, turn around, ^Cbend down and ^Dkiss you a ^Gfrog.

^GThere's a happy ever after land, ^Emdeep within the heart of man, ^Cwhere a prince or princess abides, but ^Dall we get are glimpses of the handsome prince or princess, 'cause they're ^Gcovered by a ^Cgreen warty ^Ghide; And though they're ^B7full of life's potential, they're lacking one essential, to ^Emenable them to ^Cshine like a ^Gstar; and that's to ^Dhave some guy or misses, cover them with kisses, and ^Glove them while they're ^Cjust like they ^Gare.

^GAnd that's the secret of ^Dfrog kissing, and you can do it too if ^Cyou just listen. Just ^Gslow down, turn around, ^Cbend down and ^Dkiss you a ^Gfrog.