Randy Newman - Short people

^AShort people got ^F#mno reason S^B7hort people got n^E7sus4o reason ^AShort people got ^F#mno reason t^B7o live ^E7sus4 They got ^Alittle hands and ^A7little eyes And they ^Dwalk around telling ^F7great big lies They got ^Alittle noses and ^A7tiny little teeth They wear ^Dplatform shoes on their^F7 nasty little feet

Well I^A don't w^F#mant no s^B7hort p^E7sus4eople ^AI don't ^F#mwant no s^B7hort ^E7sus4people ^ADon't ^F#mwant no s^B7hort ^E7sus4people 'round ^Ahe^F#mre ^{B7 E7sus4}

Short xxxxxx xxx xxxx xxx xxxx xx xxx xxx x ^A fool xxxx xx x All men are ^C#mbrothers until the ^Bmday they die ^Asus2It's a wonderful ^Aworld

Short people got ^F#mnobody S^B7hort people got n^E7sus4obody ^AShort people got ^F#mnobody to ^B7love ^E7sus4 They got ^Alittle baby legs they s^A7tand so low You got to ^Dpick them up just to ^F7say hello They got ^Acars that go ^A7beep beep beep They got ^Dlittle voices going ^F7peep peep peep They got ^Agrubby little fingers and ^A7dirty little minds ^DThey're gonna get you ^F7every time CHORUS