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[Verse 1]
Well, I've been swinging through these swinging doors for, aww, going on probably about 9 years now, maybe even 10 G C D G C D GAnd I watch old Joe at the end of the bar with another hot woman on his one good arm and they walk out for a while and he C D G C Comes back in smiling,D again GSo I finally had to ask old Joe, "CMan, what's your secret Dto success, Gyour power of
Persuasion
COver the Dopposite sex" g C D G C And he says, "Son, well, honestly, it's pretty simple." He said, "I just kinda walk up and buy her Drink and Dopen up my mouth and GLie C DI tell her I'm Ga movie star CI just flew Dinto town to Gbuy this bar CI'm Only Dhere Gtonight, that's right GI gotta go, yeah, Cwe're filming Don location down in GMexico CWould you Dbelieve that I Got The Gleading role? That's right, Choney, ID beat out a lot of folks that Gyou'd probably know."
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Oh, Ga man has got to Cdo What a Man's gotta Ddo GAnything it Ctakes to make her think you're Dcool Ah, Gyou got nothing to lose, Dso go on and try
Just Walk Right up and smile and look her dead in the eye And lie That's right lie [Verse 2] So I tried and tried a couple weekends and It Was like strike 1, strike 2, strike out again But I narrowed it down, and I scratched it out, and I came up with Something That without a doubt I knew, I was gonna make old Joe proud And I go up and I'd say Hi Honey, whatcha doing for the Rest of your life I've been waiting such a long, long time And you know what honey? Meeting you here, man, it just Really feels like fate Oh I, I bet you didn't see me as a marrying type Let's take it slow I don't just want one Night, oh no Darling If you're looking for that you might as well look somewhere else Well, because I'm just not that kind of guy And Kids, oh I love kids Dogs, in-laws, and a piece of land Dirty diapers in my mini van Aw man, I can hardly wait [Chorus]