R.E.M. - Sad professor

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^GI've woke up ^Astone drunk face ^Fdown in the floor CHORUS: ^ALate afternoon the ^Ghouse is ^Dhot ^{G A}I started,^G I jum^Dped up ^{G A}Everyone h^Gates a ^Dbore,^G E^Averybody ^Ghates a ^Ddrunk

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^GAs for this, ^Areader, I'm ^Falready spent CHORUS: ^ALate afternoon the ^Ghouse is ^Dhot ^{G A}I started,^G I jump^Ded up ^{G A}Everyone hates a ^Gsad profe^Dssor,^{G A}I hate where ^GI wound ^Dup

^DDear readers, my apo^Glogies ^DI drifted in and out of ^Asleep ^DLong silence present^Gs the tragedies of love ^DLook the age, get afraid^A. The surface hazy with

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