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INTRO / VERSE PATTERN (4 BARS) Full C chord (6 strings)simply slid up 2 frets to form E minor 11(no 5th)this chord has several names, but essentially sounds like a D. C / / Em11 / / C / / / / VERSE 1
CMott the hoople and the Em11game of life, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CAndy Kaufman in a Em11wrestling match, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CMonopoly twenty one Em11checkers and chess, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CMister Fred Blassie and a Em11breakfast mess, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CLets play twister Em11lets play risk, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CI'll see you in heaven if you Em11make the list,C yeah yeah yeah yeah,
BRIDGE
Now AmAndy did you hear about this Gone, Amtell me are you locked in the puGnch Hey AmAndy are you goofing on EGlvis hey Cbaby, D are we losing touch ? (2nd vrs are we having fun ?) CHORUS GIf you beAmlieved C they put G/Ba man on the mooGn, Amman on the mooDn GIf you beAmlieve C theres nothing Bmup my sleeAmve, then nothing is cool,
VERSE 2
CMoses went walking with a Em11staff of wood, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CNewton got beaned by the aEm11pple good, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CEgypt was troubled by the Em11horrible asp, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CMister Charles Darwin had the Em11gall to ask, C yeah yeah yeah yeah,
BRIDGE CHORUS GUITAR SOLO (7 BARS) Em / / D / / Em / / D / / Em / / D / / / / VERSE 3
CHeres a little agit for the Em11never believer, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CHeres a little ghost for the Em11offering, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CHeres a truck stop insEm11tead of saint peters, C yeah yeah yeah yeah, CMister Andy Kaufmans gone Em11wrestling, C yeah yeah yeah yeah,
BRIDGE CHORUS GUITAR SOLO 2 (7 BARS) CHORUS x 3 Ends on E minor.