Intro: A D A D Verse:

^A I ^Gknow ^Dyou.^A I ^Gknow you've ^Dseen her. ^A She's a ^Gsad ^Dtomato. ^A She's ^Gthree miles ^Dof bad road. ^A Walking ^Gdown ^Dthe street.^A Will ^GI never ^Dmeet her? ^A She's a ^Greal ^Dwoman-child.^A Oh my ^Gkiss breathe ^Dturpentine. ^B

Chorus:

^EI ^Dam ^Gsmitten.^A ^EI'm the ^Dreal ^Gthing (I'm the ^Dreal ^Ething) ^EHave you ^Dseen her ^Gcome a^Around? ^G My crush with eyeliner

Verse:

^A I'm ^Gin ^Dlike.^A I'm ^Ginfa^Dtuated ^A It's all ^Gtoo ^Dmuch pressure.^A She's ^Gall that I ^Dcan take ^A What pos^Gition ^Dshould I wear? ^A Cop ^Gan atti^Dtude? (You faker) ^A How c^Gan I ^Dconvince her?(Faker)^A That ^GI'm invented, ^Dtoo, yeah. ^B

Chorus:

^EI ^Dam ^Gsmitten.^A ^EI'm the ^Dreal ^Gthing (I'm the ^Dreal ^Ething) ^EWe ^Dall ^Ginvent ours^Aelves. ^G And you know me.

Solo: B A B A D E G Verse:

^A She's a ^Gsad ^Dtomato.^A She's ^Gthree miles ^Dof bad road. ^A She's her ^Gown ^Dinvention,(She's her own ^Ainvention). ^A That ^Ggets ^Dme in the throat.^A What ^Gcan I ^Dmake myself be? ^A Life ^Gis ^Dstrange, yeah (Life is ^Astrange) ^A What ^Gcan I ^Dmake myself be?(^AFaker)^G. To ^Dmake her mine? ^B

Chorus:

^EI ^Dam ^Gsmitten.^A ^EI'll do ^Dany^Gthing (I'll do ^Danyth^Eing). ^EA ^Dkiss breathe ^Gturpen^Atine.^G My crush with eyeliner ^EI ^Dam ^Gsmitten.^A ^EYou ^Dknow ^Gme (Yeah, ^Dyou know ^Eme). ^EI could ^Dbe your ^GFranken^Astein.^G My crush with ^Deyeliner ^EI ^Dam ^Gsmitten.^A ^EI'm the ^Drea^Gl thing (I'm the real ^Ething) ^EWon't you ^Dbe my ^Gvalentin^Ae? ^G My crush with eyeliner.

Outro: E D G A E D G G E D G A End on E (let ring)

R.E.M. - Crush with eyeliner