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[Intro] C [VERSE]
CI f**ked Dolly Parton I f**ked Loretta Lynn I f**ked Barbara Mandrell And f**ked all of her kin I've Ff**ked Minnie Pearl I fC**ked Elvis Presley's little girl I fG**ked the Judds, I fF**ked the Judds My cCuntry boner, it Fwon't Ggo dCown
[CHORUS]
It won't go Fdown, it won't go Dmdown My bConer, my boner, my boner won't go down It won't go Fdown, it won't go Dmdown My cCuntry boner, it Fwon't Ggo dCown
[VERSE] I f**ked Willie Nelson I f**ked him deep inside I f**ked Elvis Presley in the bathroom where he died I f**ked D-wight Yoakum Johnny Cash grabbed his ankles and he hollered as I poked him I f**ked the Judds, I f**ked the Judds My cuntry boner, it won't go down [CHORUS] Group... sex (x3) Our cuntry boners, they won't go down [VERSE] I f**ked Alabama I f**ked the Oak Ridge Boys I f**ked Randy Travis with a 12-inch plastic toy I f**ked the cast of Hee-Haw I f**ked Glen Campbell, f**ked him on a see-saw Kenny Rogers thought it crass, When I f**ked his big white ass My cuntry boner, it won't go down [CHORUS] Props to: Stoney