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Tuning: Eb Ab Db Gb Bb Eb
Lots of lead and picked parts throughout - there is already a great tab showing how to play those. This is just the chords so you can play and sing along. Some of the timing is a little tricky at first, but with practice, it's not too hard. [Verse 1]
GIf this tour doesn't kAmill you then I will C I hate your guts and it makes me iGll Seeing your fAmace every mCorning G One more mAmonth and twenty-two dCays If this tour doesn't kill you, I may G Counting down the mAmiles 'til we leave the sCtate I'm counting down the minutes 'til I can eAmrase C Every memory Gof you AmFor a second,C let's be honestG Nothing will clean your filthy conscience D Everything you Bmdo makes me Emwanna vomit And if this tAmour doesn't kill you, bCuddy, I'm on itG
[Interlude] C G Bm Am G (x7) C G Em [Chorus]
EmWhy can't Dwe just get along?G Em C Bm Why can't Dwe just get along?G Em C Bm Why can't Dwe just get along?G Em C Bm Why can't Dwe just get along?G
[Outro]
You Emthink you're so oCrigiBmnal (Why can't Dwe just get along?) I can't Emwait for your fCunerBmal (Why can't Dwe just get along?)C Don't wish you were dDead, I wish you'd never been bGorn at all (Why can't eCverybody just chill?Am) I'm trying not to lDet you get in my hGead, but every line, every gCoddamn syllable Am That you sBmay makes me wEmanna gouge out my eCyes with a power drill AmIf this tour doesn't kCill you AmIf this tour doesn't kCill you AmIf this tour doesn't kCill you, then I will