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Tuning: E A D G B E
A rather simplified version, as requested. Check out the other tabs for a closer interpretation. [Intro] Em G Em G [Verse]
EmWhat if the world was made of glazed dGoughnuts? You would be like C"Man, that's fuckin' sweet, I can't Ambelieve the world isG made of dEmoughnuts." What if your hands were made of hotpGockets? You would be the Cfirst one to be eaten in sAmurvival situGations. C What if your thumb roared like a Emdinosaur? C What if you Ampeed out of your Emnose? C What if your Amface was shaped like EmMexico, or trDapezoids, or TAexas and Hawaii?
[Chorus]
GWhat if the Bmworld was made of Dmother worlds combAmined into a wEmorld, just like the Bmworld you started wAmith? GWhat if anBmother world then Dmate the world made Amout of doughnuts, Emmaking all the dBmoughnut people pAmissed?
[Verse]
EmWhat if your face was made of Gbumblebees? You would be like "DCude, this really sucks, I do not Amwant a face made Cout of bumblebEmees." What if your dad was made of rGainbows? You would be like "COMG that's lame, I want a Amdad made out of GNinja RobotsC." What if your pAmool was filled with Emapplesauce? C What if a hoAmtdog was your Emtongue? C What if your Ammouth was filled with Embroken glass, and Dfire ants, and Athree-meat jambalaya?
[Chorus]
GWhat if you Bmtried to build a sDmpaceship with a cAmannon that shoots cEmrocodiles at eBmveryone you hAmate? GAnd what if those Bmcrocodiles could Dmshoot heat-seeking Amkiller bees, ensEmuring that there Bmwould be no esAmcape?
[Break] The Em riff played throughout the puppy talk. e|-0-0-0-0-| B|-0-0-0-0-| G|-0-0-0-0-| D|-2-1-0-0-| A|-2-2-2-4-| E|-0-0-0-0-| (x4)
EmWhat if your room was filled with lots and lots of puppy dogs? You would be like "Awww, look at the puppy dog. EmWahh, come here, come here, Awww, whatch'ya doin little guy? EmWhatch'ya doin? Who's the puppy dog, you're the puppy dog, he's a puppy dog, the puppy doggies!"
[Outro]
CWhere do the sqAmuirrels go during Emhurricanes? C What if your Ambutt was on your Emchest? C What if guitAmars could squirt out sEmour cream, and nDacho cheese, and Apure sulfuric acid? GWhat if the Bmworld was made of-