Capo: 2

I personally play this with a Capo on the 2nd fret. Sounds good any way. C E F G

^CThis is the ^Estory of our ^Ffirst ^Gteacher ^CShetland made her ^Ejumpers

^FAnd the devil made her ^Gfeatures ^CThrew up her ^Ehands when my ^Fmum said our ^Gnames

^CEmbroidered all her ^Estories with ^Fslanderous ^Gclaims ^CIts over and ^Edone with

^FIts over and ^Gdone with

This is the story of losing my virginity I held my breath and the bed held a trinity People Im making no claims to no mystery But sometimes it feel like My sex lifes all history It's over and done with It's over and done with

^CIm not saying these events ^Edidnt Touch our lives in any way

^FBut, ah, they didnt make the ^Gimpression That some people say

This is the story of watching a man dying The subjects unpopular But I dont feel like lying When I think of it now I acted like a sinner I just washed my hands Then I went for my dinner.

Proclaimers - Over and done with