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Tuning: E A D G B E
CHe scares G#easily CIt makes hG#im soC aG#ngry At Gmme
CAnd his G#head it spins arouCnd Just like the eG#xorcist and CI Find it G#ever so Hard to Fresist his cries
But there's nCothing more sadistic than an iA#nfant WavCing his pistol G#in my face He Cwants me right down G#on my knees CruFmbling in diA#sgrace
But hCe undereG#stimates my miCnd I know he's G#messing with my hFead My only weG#akness is I can't believe the guy could be enA#tirely dead
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CCan't talk to a psycho like a noF#rmal human bG#eing EmCan't talk to a psCycho like a noF#rmal human beG#ing TrA#igger Happy Jack
You're gonna blow But I'm gonna get off Before you go
My G#Trigger Happy Jack is just a Drive by a go-go-C#go A#go go
C G# C G# C E A#
And aCfter awhDile he calms down FAnd he looks at me like a priCnce But I know I bG#etter bite the bullet Cause it's jA#ust another one of his
Jedi mind tricks
BCut this ain't no hDeadtrip honey C This is a colDlision on the road C And you've got me feeling G#oh just like a roadkill And you know deep down A#I know
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CCan't talk to a psycho like a F#normal human beG#ing EmCan't talk to a psCycho like a noF#rmal human beG#ing TrA#igger Happy Jaсk You're gonna blow But I'm gonna get off Before you go My G#Trigger Happy Jack is just a Drive by a go-go-F#go
WF#hy do you make me feel like this? WG#hy do you gotta be such a dick? WF#hy do you make me feeling like this? WG#hy do you gotta be such a dC#ick? Go A#go
C G# C G# C Em A#
CAnd I Ehate myself CJust enoG#ugh to want hCim But I hG#ate him just enough to get Gmoff CBut I understG#and him C Maybe IG#'m just crazy enoCugh To lG#ove him Why nA#ot? (Why not?)
You caFn't talk to a pCsycho like a nF#ormal human bG#eing You cA#an't talk to a pFsycho like a nF#ormal human bG#eing You cCan't talk to a psycho like a nF#ormal human bG#eing You cCan't talk to a psycho like a nF#ormal human bG#eing You cFan't talk to a pCsycho like a - normal hA#muman beingC