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GmMy computer thinks I'm gay F I threw that piece of junk away D# on the champs-Elysees D# as I was walking home Gmthis is my last communique F down the supper highway D# all that I have left to say D# in a single tome I got Bbtoo many friends too many people that I'Fll never meet and I'll never be there for Gm I'll never be there for D# cause I'll never be there GmIf I could give it all awayF will it come back to me someday D# like a needle in the hay D# or an expensive stone GmBut I got a reason to declaim F the applications are to blame D# for all my sorrow an my pain D# a feeling so alone I got Bbtoo many friends too many people that I'Fll never meet and I'll never be there for Gm I'll never be there for D# cause I'll never be there Bbtoo many friends too many people that I'Fll never meet and I'll never be there for Gm I'll never be there for D# cause I'll never be there D(Stacco) GmMy computer thinks I'm gay F What's the difference anyway D# when all that people do all day D# is staring to a phone I got Bbtoo many friends too many people that I'Fll never meet and I'll never be there for Gm I'll never be there for D# cause I'll never be there Bbtoo many friends too many people that I'Fll never meet and I'll never be there for Gm I'll never be there for D# cause I'll never be there Bb I'll never be there F I'll never be there Gm I'll never be there D# I'll never be there Gm