Here's a plain chord arrangement for this beautiful song. Tuning is standard. Put a capo on the first fret to make it easier. Verse 1 ------- Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 Db Ab* Slightly be-----mused by his lack of direction

^Eb6Hey ^Ebyou, hey ^Eb7you ^Eb6 ^Eb Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 Db Ab* Came to this world by caesarean section ^Eb6Hey ^Ebyou, hey ^Eb7you ^Eb6 ^Eb Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 Db Ab* Chooses his clothes to match his pallid complexion ^Eb6Hey ^Ebyou, hey ^Eb7you ^Eb6 ^Eb Ab Absus4 Ab Absus2 Db Ab* Now it takes him all day just to get an erection ^Eb6Hey ^Ebyou, things aren't ^Eb7what ^Eb6they ^Ebseem

Chorus 1 ---------

^Ab ^Eb ^AbMakes no ^Ebsense at all ^Eb ^Bb ^Eb ^EbThings aren't ^Bbwhat ^Ebthey seem ^Ab ^Eb ^AbMakes no ^Ebsense at all ... Eb* Eb

Verse 2 ------- (follow the same pattern as in verse 1) Goes out to cruise and to meet his connection Hey you, hey you He never scores he just gets an infection Hey you, hey you Dreams of a place with a better selection Hey you, hey you Still it takes him all day just to get an erection Hey you, things aren't what they seem Chorus 2 ---------

^Ab ^Eb ^AbMakes no ^Ebsense at all ^Eb ^Bb ^Eb ^EbThings aren't ^Bbwhat ^Ebthey seem ^Ab ^Eb ^AbMakes no ^Ebsense at all ^Eb ^Bb ^Eb ^EbThings aren't ^Bbwhat ^Ebthey seem ^Ab ^Eb ^AbMakes no ^Ebsense at all ^Eb ^Bb ^Eb ^EbThings aren't ^Bbwhat ^Ebthey seem ^Ab ^Eb ^AbLuxemb^Eburger Queen Eb* Eb He's a Burger Queen

Solo ---- Ab Absus2 Eb

^AbThen play^Absus2 half a^Eb verse and chorus 1.

Ab* is played barre 4th fret. Eb* is played barre 6th fret. The remaining of the song follows the verse and chorus patterns. Feel free to comment.

Placebo - Burger queen