Pink Guy - I will get a vasectomy

^EWhy are ki^F#mds so fucking stupid Did their pa^Brents not beat them hard eno^Augh-en^Bough-eno^Eugh? ^EI try to em^F#mpathize with teens Because ^Bwhen I was younger I was stupid to^Ao-to^Bo-to^Eo It's true ^EBut then I realized that ^F#mI was never this stupid My frie^Bnds were never this stupid y'all are just de^Anse-de^Bnse-de^Ense ^ELike damn I'm real^F#mly really concerned I ^Bwish your father would use that wooden sp^Aoon-s^Bpoon-sp^Eoon Just fucking beat them already

^EListen kids be^F#ming edgy is okay But the sam^Be ten jokes in a row that's not ok^Aay-ok^Bay-ok^Eay ^ELike damn is t^F#mhat all you can come up with If you're g^Bonna be racist at least be o^Ariginal^B pleas^Ee Yeah we're dead serious ^EIf you're under seventeen please^F#m don't ever talk to me Y^Bou think this is part of the act but please don't co^Ame nea^Br me ^E