Pink Guy - Fried noodles

^C#What happened? ^C#His head fell off! ^C#His head fell off? ^FYeah, he was pretty old ^{C# G}Oh, that's it! I^G've had it with this dump! ^CWe got no food, we got no jobs, our pets heads are falling off!

^CPussy, pussy, pussy Can't you see ^C# You bitches can't ^Cdo it like me Motherfuckers stay ^C#mad ^C#Like I killed their mom or something If you really didn't ^Ccare ^CYou'd let it be

^CI've been dying since day one ^C#But y'all knew that ^CMy dick is like Americans ^CToo fat, but dangerous I'm the ^F#grimiest motherfucker to walk this earth The ^C#shit I do is way below dirty sewers, a connoisseur ^A#I'm a flying reptile A p^F#terodactyl on Adderall I've got a bunch of scales that ^C#I dug up ^C#You've never heard at all ^FEat a dick little faggot, ^Cjeez ^CAnd furthermore ^CYou're trying to scrap with me I don't beef, ^C#faggot ^C#I'm herbivore ^FHmm ^FI crawled into the industry A ^A#saturated circus ^A#Manipulating like Hillary ^FThey say I'm crazy But ^G#lately they've been defending me ^G#Because take a look around, motherfucker ^C#Everyone's digging me

I ^Glive in a constant state of ^Cfear and misery ^CmDo ya miss me anym^Gore and ^GI don't even notice when it h^Curts anymore anym^Cmore, anymore anym^Gore

^AmPussy, pussy, pussy ^F#Can't you read I'm a dirty old pussy eating ^Cfreak ^CMotherfuckers still mad Like I ^F#killed their mom or something If you ^Creally didn't care You'd let me ^G#eat

^G#Here we go again I'll make ^F#jokes about your estrogen ^F#That's pretty much the rest of this song ^F#I'm roasting everything ^FI'm a weird little entity ^FThat'll enter titties ^C#And bust all over the ^F#tummy and little nippies ^A#I know I'm morbid at times ^AmThat's how I like to be They ^Fcall my dick a mammoth ^FYou're salty you got a micro-d ^C#Classic penis joke ^C#Inserted with appropriate timing Because if I ain't got a penis ^Gline ^GI ain't dining ^FNo homo, but ^F#seriously I'm getting faded ^F#And my life is like my vids Low ^Cbudget and underrated ^CKids, the only way to succeed ^CIs to chip away at the soul And hope by the time you ^C#get there ^C#You ain't singin'

I ^Glive in a constant state of ^Cfear and misery ^CmDo ya miss me anym^Gore and ^GI don't even notice when it h^Curts anymore anym^Cmore, anymore anym^Gore

^N.C.Don't take the lyrics too seriously ^N.C.I don't really give a shit (personally I think this is a lie, it seems like Joji is trying to reach out any way he can)