Pink Guy - Dog festival directions

^AmIf you want to eat some dog I have ^Fgood news There's an ^Cannual dog festival Where ^Gyou can eat all the dog you want And it's l^Amocated in Yulin Guangxi ^FChina And the f^Cestival spans about ten days With ^G15 thousand dogs consumed And it g^Amoes from the 21st to the 30th of J^Fune I just w^Canna let you know I'm just ^Gtryna' be a bro So you f^Amirst take a flight to Guangzhou ^FChina Once you ^Cget off at that airport You wanna ^Gask around for the Guangxi provincial ^Ambus And it costs 20 US ^Fdollars And it's a four and a half hour r^Cide And you get off at Maoming ^GWest Just remember Maoming W^Amest Now you might have to stay there a f^Full night Depending on the time you a^Crrive Because the next bus that goes to Y^Gulin only runs like once a ^Amday And you have to buy another ^Fticket It's about another 22 ^Cbucks But from there it goes straight to ^GYulin Soon enough you'll be eating some d^Amog Now there are about 8 available ^Fhotels in Yulin I'm checking online ^Cnow I suggest the Yulin L^Gijing International H^Amotel Offering a sauna, fitness ^Fcenter Wow it's not too bad at a^Cll Nevermind, it's 50^G bucks a night But with free complementary b^Amreakfast And a free cancelation f^Fee So it's not a bad as I ^Cthought When you're ready the co^Gncierge will know exactly which f^Amestival you're talking about And he or s^Fhe will give you directions So take a ^Ccab

If you'r^Ge white they'll charge you double I shit you ^Amnot I shit you ^Fnot But anyways enjoy your f^Clight ^GGoodbye Enjoy the dog fe^Amstival