Phineas and Ferb - Un-untieable knot

There's a^G legend I heard, or^Em so it's been taught. 'Bout ^CAlexander the Great and the ^DGordian knot. Looked it ^Gup on the net so that we ^Emcould recreate it. Now the ^Cknot we have here is ^Dquite complicated. ^EmIt's got closed bends, loop splices, full lines and lashings. ^GMaybe we can loosen it with just a little thrashing. ^EmSquare knots, sheep shanks and all kinds of hitches. When it ^Ccomes to constraint it's an ^Dembarassment of riches. It's ^Galready a knot, so ^Emready or not. We're gonna ^Ctry to untie it though, it's ^Dterribly taut. So it ^Gwon't be for naught, we'll give it ^Emall that we've got. To ^Cuntie the un-^Duntieable ^Gknot. We don't ^Emknow what it is, but we know what it's not. It's not a ^GGutenburg press or a coffee pot. It's not a ^Emcar or a tractor cause the safe's too small. And a ^Cfish or a piano wouldn't ^Dmake sense at all. It's ^Galready a knot, so ^Emready or not. We're gonna ^Ctry to untie it though it's ^Dterribly taut. So it ^Gwon't be for naught, we'll give it ^Emall that we've got. To ^Cuntie the un-^Duntieable ^Gknot. To ^Cuntie the un-^Duntieable ^Gknot. To ^Cuntie the un-^Duntieable ^Gknot.