Peter Hollens - Marvels avengers age of ultron parody

^BsusLet me show you a ^Emplace where everyth^Aming’s wonderful. (We ^Cnever lose a ^Dgirlfriend.) ^BsusWhere you gotta be ^Chot if you wanna ^B7fight crime... (My hair. My abs) ^EmSometimes life gets ^Cdangerous when ^Amthere’s a new bad ^B7guy. ^Em But we’re not ^Amscared, and I’ll tell ^B7you why.

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Jarvis, drop a beat.

‘Cause there’s ^Emno world like the A^Dvengers’ where ^Ceverything’s al^Emright. You know the bad guy the moment you ^Dsee him, always a^C man and always^Em white. (That offends me.) ^EmWhen Justice League comes ‘round We know ^Cwe’ll be pre^Emferred ‘Cause there’s ^Cno place as ^Emperfect as the A^B7vengers’ ^EmWorld.

^EmLet me show you a world that’s always ap^Ampropriate (‘Cause I got my special stretchy pants.) ^EmWhere the only romance I want is one^B7 dance. (And he doesn’t even get it.) ^EmWhere guy with goatees are ^Cfriendly. ^AmAnd science geeks are ^B7buff. ^EmNo one needs a secret identity, except Black W^Amidow, who did some bad ^B7stuff. (Shhh.)

‘Cause there's ^Emno world like the A^Dvengers’ where there’s ^Cnot much to ^Emavenge. Where radiation poisoning's a ^Dgood thing. And your ^Cwounds all magically ^Emmend! ^EmAnd we’ll make bank on heroes whose names ^Cyou’ve never ^Emheard. ‘Cause no one ^Celse turns a p^Emrofit like the ^B7Avengers’ ^EmWorld.

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Welcome to a world of civilians who are all in mortal danger but you never really see any die.

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A world where Tony Stark created Ultron

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‘Cause things are so perfect that we gotta make our own bad guy.

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And yes there are some problems with SHIELD.

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(Not this shield!)

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But their cover-ups are sloppier than what’s beneath this patch.

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(Gross.)

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So feast your eyes on a world so groovy

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That a female superhero can get her own movie!

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(...Guys come on, you all have your own.)

‘Cause there’s ^Emno world like the A^Dvengers! Where ^Cno one’s really ^Emdead We brought back Bucky Barnes, Coulson, ^DLoki and Fury. And ^Cfans don’t feel ^Emmisled. ^EmAnd this movie’s not out but we’ve all ^Csigned for a ^Emthird So you can ^Cbet no one’s ^Emdying in the ^B7Avengers’ ^EmWorld Yes, you can ^Cbet nobody’s ^Emdying in the ^B7Avengers’ ^EmWorld.