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Tuning: E A D G B E
[Verse 1] Hey! I like your bra!
ThaGnks, I got it from my veEmry best friend Kissed  her oCnce in high school and then Dnever again DruGgs and money, who's bEmetween your covers Wouldn't matCter to me one wDay or the other
[Pre-Chorus]
When  thCots and animals Gstorm the capital You'll  wDatch c-span for Emfun 'Cause it's a fuCcking drag And it's crGazy sad But you'll dDo what's got to be doEmne
[Chorus]
Are you rCeally gonna save the woDrld like that? With  your tGits half out on iEmnstagram I mean yeCah motherfucker, that was aDlways the plan I'm gonna weGar this shit to CoEmngress man So hCop off my diGck 'cause this wDhole thing makes me feel Emsick And you're meCan to kiGds, why caDn't you just quit piEmcking on them LAmife and liberty, somDetimes property, the riGght to try to feel gEmood Her heart is pCure, the math checks oDut so what's the moGve And how could you Cdo this when I leDarned my rights from yGou
[Verse 2]
HeEmre's a little fact, I cry aCll the time about the stDate and healthcare and the graGnd design And sometiEmmes it's sad and sometCimes it's bitter sweet But it's hDow you'll know I'm me Now Amgun control is a really icDky problem I don't kB7now if anyone knows hEmow to solve it But if CI was in Congress and someone sDhot up a school I'd fucking Emcry abDout that tGoo And so my quEmestion Dis do yGou
[Chorus]
Are you rCeally gonna save the woDrld this way Crying like a kiGd every siEmngle day Hell yeCah mother fucker, I'm afDraid it's true
People are in pain, what's wrong with you
So hCop off my diDck Your Nixon smGile makes me fuckin' sEmick You should be juCst as wrecked as DI am

N.C.

I'm pretty fuckin' angry that you're not And when thCots and animals stGorm the capital You'll waDtch c-span for Emfun ‘Cause it's a fCucking drag And it's cGrazy sad But you’ll Ddo what's got to be dEmone
The rules were lCife and liberty, sDometimes property The riBght to try to feel gEmood Her heart is puCre, the math checks oDut so what's the moGve And why would you Cdo this when I lDearned my rights from yGou
[Bridge]
And when soft bAmoys and their succulents G And girls dressed to crack skDulls B Em TCake the capital and rGender it's capital nDull B Em Well, IAm'll feel a bDit more pumped and a bGit less sEad Paint our shAmirts Say we're soDrry And call ourG dads