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Tuning: D A D G B E
Drop D tuning [Verse 1] D/F# Bm G D e|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|--------------| B|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|--------------| G|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|--------------| D|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-9------------------9--9-9-9-|-7-5-4--5-4---| A|-12--9---9-9--9--9--12--9-12-9-|-14--9--9-9-9--9---12--9-12-9-|-5--9--9-9--9--9-9--5--5-5-5-|-5-5-5--5-5-5-| D|--0--0---0-0--0--0---0--0--0-0-|-12--9--9-9-9--9----9--9--9-9-|-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5--------|-0-0-0--0-0-0-|
D/F#Maybe someone's going to Bmsave me, my heart is made of Ggravy, and the laps I swim from Dlunatics don't count Bm/D A G D e|----------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------------|---------------------| B|----------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------------|---------------------| G|----------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------------|---------------------| D|---------------0--0-0--0--0-|------------------7--7-9--7--7-|-9--7-9-----------------|-4--4--4-4-4--4--4-4-| A|--7--9-7-9--7--2--2-2--2--2-|--7--9-7-9--7--7--7--7-7--7--7-|-7--7-7--5--5--5-5-5--5-|-5--5--5-5-5--5--5-5-| D|--0--0-0-0--0--0--0-0--0--0-|--0--0-0-0—-0--7--7--7-7--7--7-|-7--7-7--5--5--5-5-5--5-|-0--0--0-0-0--0--0-0-|
Open up your Bm/Dstockings, pull out all the Athings you never wanted, from room service Gcalls, room service Dcalls
[Verse 2] D/F# Bm G D e|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|--------------| B|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|--------------| G|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|--------------| D|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-9------------------9--9-9-9-|-7-5-4--5-4---| A|-12--9---9-9--9--9--12--9-12-9-|-14--9--9-9-9--9---12--9-12-9-|-5--9--9-9--9--9-9--5--5-5-5-|-5-5-5--5-5-5-| D|--0--0---0-0--0--0---0--0--0-0-|-12--9--9-9-9--9----9--9--9-9-|-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5--------|-0-0-0--0-0-0-|
D/F#Open up your hands and let me see the Bmthings you keep in there, I don't want to Gsplit up fifty-fifty That's the way we Ddo it in this rose town
Bm/D A G D e|----------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------------|---------------------| B|----------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------------|---------------------| G|----------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------------|---------------------| D|---------------0--0-0--0--0-|------------------7--7-9--7--7-|-9--7-9-----------------|-4--4--4-4-4--4--4-4-| A|--7--9-7-9--7--2--2-2--2--2-|--7--9-7-9--7--7--7--7-7--7--7-|-7--7-7--5--5--5-5-5--5-|-5--5--5-5-5--5--5-5-| D|--0--0-0-0--0--0--0-0--0--0-|--0--0-0-0—-0--7--7--7-7--7--7-|-7--7-7--5--5--5-5-5--5-|-0--0--0-0-0--0--0-0-|
I've got all the Bm/Dglory in the world, I hope it doesn't Afloor you before you go Room service Gcalls in the randomD falls, go!
[Chorus 1] D A G D e|------------------------| B|------------------------| G|------------------------| D|----0----7----5----0----| x2 A|----0----7----5----0----| D|----0----7----5----0----|
WhenDever, whenever, whenever, whenever WhenAever, whenev-ev-ev-ev-ev-ever I feel Gfine I'm going to walk awayD from all this, all that The Dgroovy groovy kitty, you little little pity With your Aslip shag watching back You skinny, skinny Gpeople don't like that when you con them,D spell me
[Verse 3] D/F# Bm G D e|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|--------------| B|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|--------------| G|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-----------------------------|--------------| D|-------------------------------|------------------------------|-9------------------9--9-9-9-|-7-5-4--5-4---| A|-12--9---9-9--9--9--12--9-12-9-|-14--9--9-9-9--9---12--9-12-9-|-5--9--9-9--9--9-9--5--5-5-5-|-5-5-5--5-5-5-| D|--0--0---0-0--0--0---0--0--0-0-|-12--9--9-9-9--9----9--9--9-9-|-5--5--5-5--5--5-5--5--------|-0-0-0--0-0-0-|
D/F#Spritzer on ice in New York BmCity, isn't it a Gpity, you never had Danything to mix with that Bm/D A G D e|----------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------------|---------------------| B|----------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------------|---------------------| G|----------------------------|-------------------------------|------------------------|---------------------| D|---------------0--0-0--0--0-|------------------7--7-9--7--7-|-9--7-9-----------------|-4--4--4-4-4--4--4-4-| A|--7--9-7-9--7--2--2-2--2--2-|--7--9-7-9--7--7--7--7-7--7--7-|-7--7-7--5--5--5-5-5--5-|-5--5--5-5-5--5--5-5-| D|--0--0-0-0--0--0--0-0--0--0-|--0--0-0-0—-0--7--7--7-7--7--7-|-7--7-7--5--5--5-5-5--5-|-0--0--0-0-0--0--0-0-|
Listen to the Bm/Dtender, behind the open Achest in the hall Room service Gcalls, I'm blue and Dgreen and cream and blue
[Chorus 2] D A G D e|------------------------| B|------------------------| G|------------------------| D|----0----7----5----0----| x2 A|----0----7----5----0----| D|----0----7----5----0----|
WhenDever, whenever, whenever When-nen-nen-nen-Aen-en-en-ever, oh I feel Gfine I'll walk the plDank for you I'll walk the plank, I'll walk the Dplank for you In the da-da-da-da-dark of the Acapi-federal Jacob, JaGcob Javits, I'd like to thank you for everything, priDmarily your glass house
[Outro] E5 F5 G5 D/F# e|------------------------------| B|------------------------------| G|----9-----11-----12-----11----| D|----9-----11-----12-----12----| A|----7------9-----10------9----| D|------------------------------|
E5Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis F5Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis G5Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis D/F#Guess, Levis, Guess, Levis, one, two, three, go!
D A G D e|------------------------| B|------------------------| G|------------------------| D|----0----7----5----0----| A|----0----7----5----0----| D|----0----7----5----0----|
DWhoahhh-ha ohh-ohh, Awhoahhh-ha ohh-ohh, Gwhoahhh-ha ohh-ohh, Dwhoahhh-ha ohh-ohh