Paul Williams - Aint no hole in the wastub

^CHead full of good thoughts, belly full of grub Money in your pocket when t^C7here ain't no hole in th^Fe washtub

^CYour nails won't break and your toes won't stub You never get a fever when the^Cre ain't no hole in t^Fhe washtub

^BbIf you look to the good side, falling down's a free ride ^FSlippin' and a-sliding in the mud ^BbIf your back is hurtin', I can say for certain ^CI'll be there to treat you to a soothing back^C7 rub ^FWhen there ain't no hole in the washtub

^CLunch with the uppercrust, dinner at the club High on the hog when the^C7re ain't no hole in the ^Fwashtub

^CWatermelon gardens, berries on a shrub Cookies in the kitchen when th^C7ere ain't no hole in th^Fe washtub

^BbIf you look to the good side, falling down's a free ride ^FSlipping and a-sliding in the mud ^BbSo it twists and contorts you, the barrel supports you ^CYou can feed and clothe yourself with a rub-a-du^C7b-dub

^FWhen there ain't no hole in the washtub ^FAin't no hole in the washtub