Capo: 4 Tuning: E A D G B E

Joanie, The Jehovah’s Witness Stripper by Paul Thorn Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Note: Use U-G's 2nd fret variation for the A5 chord. When Paul plays this he rocks between the Em position and an F#5 position (4th fret same strings. After the A5 position, he rocks to a B5 position (4th fret same strings). I merely transcribed it this way for ease of play. Another great campfire tune. Enjoy! Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret)

^EmShe drives a new car, wears expensive blouses She tells her m^A5ama, she’s cleanin’ ho^Emuses ^EmShe goes out witnessing, doin’ the Lords work a^A5ll week But on the wee^Emkends, she’s makin’ ends ^F#mmeet

Chorus:

^EmJoanie… the Jeh^A5ovah’s witness str^Emipper Put a do^A5llar in her G-string… and sh^Eme’ll deliver If her d^Emaddy only k^A5new, he’d pro^Embably k^A5ill her ^EmJoanie… the Je^F#mhovah’s witness str^Emipper

^EmOne night down at the club, her daddy walked in He didn’t rec^A5ognize, his daughter da^Emncin’ ^EmShe wore a blonde wig, he had sun-gl^A5asses When she got n^Emaked, he started cl^F#mappin’

Chorus: (Repeat) Bridge:

If you a^A5sk her why she does it, she l^Emooks at it this way She says I’m co^A5untin’ all my blessings, every n^Emight when I get paid ^A5She once lived in poverty, now ever^Emything’s alright The Lord sh^F#mowed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night

Chorus: (Repeat)

Paul Thorn - Joanie the jehovahs witness stripper