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Joanie, The Jehovah’s Witness Stripper by Paul Thorn Transcribed by DWdrummer67. Note: Use U-G's 2nd fret variation for the A5 chord. When paul plays this he rocks between the Em position and an F#5 position (4th fret same strings. After the A5 position, he rocks to a B5 position (4th fret same strings). I merely transcribbed it this way for ease of play. Another great campfire tune. Enjoy! Tuning: Standard (capo 4th fret)
EmShe drives a new car, wears expensive blouses She tells her mA5ama, she’s cleanin??Em? houses EmShe goes out witnessing, doin’ the Lords workA5 all week But on the weeEmkends, she’s makin’ eF#mnds meet
Chorus:
EmJoanie… the JA5ehovah’s witnessEm stripper Put a doA5llar in her G-string… and Emshe’ll deliver If her dEmaddy only kA5new, he’d pEmrobablyA5 kill her EmJoanie… the F#mJehovah’s witnessEm stripper
EmOne night down at the club, her daddy walked in He didn’t rA5ecognize, his daughter Emdancin’ EmShe wore a blonde wig, he had sun-glA5asses When she got nEmaked, he started clF#mappin’
Chorus: (Repeat) Bridge:
If you aA5sk her why she does it, she lEmooks at it this way She says I’m A5countin’ all my blessings, eveEmry night when I get paid A5She once lived in poverty, now everEmything’s alright The Lord shF#mowed her how to make a thousand dollars in a night
Chorus: (Repeat)