Paul Thorn - I guess ill just stay married

I got ^Clucky on my birth^C7day My wife re^Fluctantly let me have my ^Cway She said "This is for ^Cyou, do what you must ^A7do" Let me know when you’re ^Dthrough

I thought things would ^Cchange when we tied the ^C7knot But the life I ^Fdreamed of ain’t what I ^Cgot When she say’s ^Cno, she means ^A7no ^D Hell ^CNo!^{F C C7}

I couldn’t get ^Flaid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s ^Cprison I ^A7am the poster child for total re^Djection ^FCelibacy is the cross that I must ^Ccarry ^{C/B A7} I couldn’t get ^Dlaid when I was single ^GSo I guess I’ll just stay ^Cmarried ^{F C}

I‘ve gotta a ^Cbulldog, he lives on a ^C7chain I know what he’s ^Fgoing thru, I feel his ^Cpain He don’t have no ^Cfun on that doggy ^A7run He never gets ^Dnone He’s got ^Cpotential if he could get ^C7free But he’s on a short l^Feash just like ^Cme He goes through ^Clife with hungry ^A7eyes Watching b***hes go ^Dby C F C C7

I couldn’t get ^Flaid when I was single if you threw me in a woman’s ^Cprison I ^A7am the poster child for total re^Djection ^FCelibacy is the cross that I must ^Ccarry ^C/B oh^A7 no I couldn’t get ^Dlaid when I was single ^GSo I guess I’ll just stay ^Cmarried ^{F C}