Paul Thorn - I dont like half the folks i love

M^Ay family reunion is g^Doin' on t^Aoday M^Ay relatives have all flown in from pl^Eaces far away As we s^Ait there eatin' chicken, it h^Dits me like a truck I^A don't like ha^Elf the folks I l^Aove

M^Ae and my former best friend h^Dad a big fallin' ^Aout I^A caught him with my wife, so I pu^Enched him in the mouth W^Ae just can't hang out anymore, but ^DI still wish them luck I^A don't like h^Ealf the folks I l^Aove

G^Dod knows they're all dear to me, but ^Aif the truth be told Well, I l^Bike it when they come, but I l^Eove it when they go I'm s^Aure they've got good qualities, but the b^Dad ones cover them up I^A don't like h^Ealf the folks I l^Aove

M^Ay alcoholic buddies ar^De fun to hang ^Aaround W^Ahen we drink together, pe^Eace and joy abound S^Aometimes they bring me one more shot when they k^Dnow I've had enough I^A don't like h^Ealf the folks I l^Aove

G^Dod knows they're all dear to me, but ^Aif the truth be told Well, I ^Blike it when they come, but I l^Eove it when they go I'm ^Asure they've got good qualities, but the b^Dad ones cover them up I ^Adon't like ^Ehalf the folks I l^Aove

In^A this world we live in, t^Dhis I guarante^Ae We^A all need more tolerance to ^Eget along peacefully But I'm n^Aot as nice as Jesus, and I rea^Dlly am fed up I ^Adon't like h^Ealf the folks I l^Aove

Go^Dd knows they're all dear to me, but ^Aif the truth be told Well, I l^Bike it when they come, but I l^Eove it when they go I'm ^Asure they've got good qualities, but the b^Dad ones cover them up I ^Adon't like h^Ealf the folks I l^Aove O^Ah, I don't li^Eke half the folks I l^Aove