Paul Roland - Walter the occultist

^EWalter the Occultist is sleeping in the parlour, His ^Emtarot is stained with cucumber and tomato, The ^Dkettle bubbles over, calls the ^F#mcaged canary "Walter, mind the ^Eshop."

^E"Walter, can you tell us" ask the fat girls from the chorus, ^Em"Will we be happy and the Gods they be for us, And ^Dwhat do the cards say a^F#mbout those men we met upon the ^Epier?[[Chorus] ^AOnce there were ^F#mstars behind his eyes, But ^Anow they have ^F#mdimmed and crystalised, The Gods are ^Dcruel, they tease the ^Bmfool, who lifts the ^Eveil.

^EWalter reads the tea leaves spread on the Sunday papers, ^EmThe things that he sees there would astonish all his neighbours, The ^Dstrongman and the midget, the ^F#mbearded lady and the tattooed ^Etwins.

^AOnce there were ^F#mstars behind his eyes, But ^Anow they have ^F#mdimmed and crystalised, The Gods are ^Dcruel, they tease the ^Bmfool, who lifts the ^Eveil. ^AOnce there were ^F#mstars behind his eyes, But ^Anow they have ^F#mdimmed and crystalised, The Gods are ^Dcruel, they tease the ^Bmfool, who lifts the ^Eveil.

^AOnce there were ^F#mstars behind his eyes, But ^Anow they have ^F#mdimmed and crystalised, The Gods are ^Dcruel, they tease the ^Bmfool, who lifts the ^Eveil. ^AOnce there were ^F#mstars behind his eyes, But ^Anow they have ^F#mdimmed and crystalised, The Gods are ^Dcruel, they tease the ^Bmfool, who lifts the ^Eveil.