Patent Pending - The whiskey the liar the thief

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He was ^Ambrought up like a sailor, A ^Fpirate of the streets, Stealing ^Cbooty, booze, and dirty maga^Gzines The ^Amrainy days ^Fcome, the ^Crainy days ^Ggo, The ^Amwhiskey, the ^Fliar, the ^Cthief! ^G

She was ^Amcoddled like a princess, And ^Fpromised as a bride, Lady ^CJekyll secret life to hide ^G So through the ^Amwindow she'd ^Fcreep when her ^Cfather fell a^Gsleep, The ^Amwhiskey, the ^Fliar, the ^Cthief! ^G

She ^Ambats her eyes and ^Flies about her ^Cring, ^G He ^Amused the coin he ^Fstole to buy the ^Cdrinks. ^G Never ^Amthought they'd find ^Flove drowning ^Csorrows at the ^Gpub, The ^Amwhiskey, the ^Fliar, the ^Cthief! ^G

He never ^Ammade an honest buck, She only ^Fborrowed from the truth, They were the ^Cgreatest match that hell had ever ^Gseen But if you ^Amreap what you ^Fsew, it doesn't ^Cmatter where you ^Ggo, The ^Amwhiskey, the ^Fliar, the ^Cthief! ^G

She ^Ambats her eyes and ^Flies about her ^Cring, ^G The ^Amcoin he stole is ^Fbuying all the ^Cdrinks ^G It's the ^Amdevil's first ^Fmate and a ^Cdrunken runa^Gway, The ^Amwhiskey, the ^Fliar, the ^Cthief! ^G

A ^Ground for our two ^Clovers, In this ^Fbar stool fairy ^Amtale, Giving ^Gsomething for us ^Cbastards to be^Flieve ^Am

You never ^Amthink you'll find ^Flove drowning ^Csorrows at the ^Gpub, With ^Amwhiskey, And ^Fliars, and ^Cthieves! ^G

A ^Amtoast to those who ^Fstole another ^Cday (one more ^Gday!), A ^Amround to those who ^Flied to get a^Cway (one more ^Gdrink?)

And to ^Amthose who found ^Flove drowning ^Csorrows at the ^Gpub, Some ^Amday you'll find ^Flove drowning ^Csorrows at the ^Gpub, Never ^Amthought they'd find ^Flove drowning ^Csorrows at the ^Gpub, The ^Amwhiskey, the ^Fliar, the ^Cthief! ^G