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Patent Pending - NSFW
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Intro:
A E D D
A E F#m F#m
A I know you like to think you've Efound the one,
And it Dmust be, finally, gotta be love,
But you're Aprobably not and probably didn't (Enope)
Just sayin' that F#mSnapchat, text-back game you're playing
Starts withA 'show me yours and I'll Eshow you mine'
Then a Dcouple screenshots end up online
And those Adick pics and titty Esnaps
Have F#mall gone viral on the internet (tight)
ANaked Epictures sound like Dfun
Until you break up and they Amake their Eway to everyF#mone
And all of the creepers
ACrankin' it, spankin' it, Epassin' 'em on,
DPostin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
Don't Atake those Epictures like you F#mdo
Of you in your birthday Asuit.E
D You in your birthday Asuit. E F#m
Talkin' that va-Ajay-jay vision with a Enipple lick flick,
A Dcock shot, ball drop or 'baby just the tip'
Cause Anews moves fast but your Eboobs move quicker
F#mPicture that ass on the front page of Flickr
ANSFW, Emore like anywhere,
DTried my best to warn you, but you didn't care.
AAwkward pose, bad Elight, slight bend
F#mLeave it to the pros, y'all, you should never send
ANaked Epictures sound like Dfun
Until you break up and they Amake their Eway to everyF#mone
And all of the creepers
ACrankin' it, spankin' it, Epassin' 'em on,
DPostin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
Don't Atake those Epictures like you F#mdo
Of you in your birthday suit.
You in your birthday suit.
ABest case scenario, Epictures of your scarey-o
D Face, never make it to the wrong hands.
A The inverse, is the Ewhole universe
Sees you F#mshake your holiday hams.
ABackground check for the Eperfect job
But the DGoogle search shows the tiggle bit is a dong
There's a Abooty smack screencap Egoin' around
And you F#mhad to get a lawyer to get the nip clip taken AdownE D
(well, that's what your junk looks like,) A E F#m
N.C.(So I guess there's that)
ANaked Epictures sound like Dfun
Until you break up and they Amake their Eway to your F#mmom
And all of the creepers
ACrankin' it, spankin' it, Epassin' 'em on,
DPostin' it, showin' it, blowin' 'em up.
Don't Atake those Epictures like you F#mdo
Of you in your birthday Asuit.E
D You in your birthday Asuit. E F#m
Enjoy!
-Sace