Patent Pending - Douchebag

^AHey dude, we get it, ^Dyou're cooler than us ^EYou drove your father's El Camino while we a^F#mll took the bus There was a ^Atime, there was a place when you meant s^Domething to me But time ha^Es shown and now I know that we were ^F#mwrong and you will always be A A prick A fake, your parents' gr^Deatest mistake You're the h^Eeight of all douche-baggery, it's too^F#m much to take But d^Aamn you look so cool in ste^Del-point shoes And when you'^Eve got so much ed hardy it must be h^F#mard for you to choose Cause you're your ^Down biggest f^Ean and the only o^Ane you've got ^F#m No^Dbody think it's c^Eool when you ^Apeel out in the p^F#marking lot ^DOf your high s^Echool where you^A graduated six yea^F#mrs ago D E (hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag ^A(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^Douchebag) You will always be a douchebag ^E(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^F#mouchebag) You will always be a douchebag ^A(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^Douchebag) You will always be a douchebag ^E(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^F#mouchebag) ^AHey bro, we get it, your ^Dstyle is sick ^EI know cause you went shirtless in your pro^F#mfile pic You took it o^Aff while at a party to sho^Dw your tattoos At^E the beer pong table wher^F#me you never lose

Cause you're your ^Down biggest f^Ean and the only o^Ane you've got ^F#m No^Dbody think it's c^Eool when you ^Apeel out in the p^F#marking lot ^DOf your high s^Echool where you^A graduated six yea^F#mrs ago D E (hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag ^A(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^Douchebag) You will always be a douchebag ^E(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^F#mouchebag) You will always be a douchebag ^A(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^Douchebag) You will always be a douchebag ^E(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^F#mouchebag)

^AThere's a nine in ten chance you've got a t^F#mribal tattoo Girl says ^Ddamn that boy can dance, now he's a ^Erival to you Hit the be^Aach but never swim wearing ^F#mjeans in the gym In to ever^Dy club you go it's fou^Erloko, fourloko Take a prot^Aein shake with a jage^F#mr bomb shot Tell your ^Dbest friend Blake you think his mothe^Er is hot (his mother is hot) Drinkin^Ag Jose all day par^F#mty in here ^DmYou drink mad beers Every^D night I pray ^Eto God that you ^Anever reprodu^F#mce The ^Dlast thing tha^Et we need on this^A earth is someo^F#mne like you It's ^Dnot high school,^E man, you gr^Aaduated six ^F#myears ago D E (hold) Hey dude, hey bro, you will always be a douchebag ^A(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^Douchebag) You will always be a douchebag ^E(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^F#mouchebag) You will always be a douchebag ^A(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^Douchebag) You will always be a douchebag ^E(douche, douche, douche, douche, d^F#mouchebag) ^ADude! (Dude!) ^F#mI'm not your ^Dbro (I'm not your bro) ^ADude! (Dude!) ^F#mI'm not your b^Dro-o-o-o ^ADude! (Dude!) ^F#mI'm not your b^Dro (I'm not your bro) ^ADude! (Dude!) ^F#mI'm not your b^Dro-o-^Dmo-o