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Tuning: E A D G B E
Chords Used G Am D C (Two bars each) [Intro] G G C G [Verse 1]
GSomeday when I'm a Ambetter man than this CI'll listen to this stack of folk punk Gdemos GI'll be eating apples and vegetaDbles and shit by then CI'll breathe in more oxygen than Gsmoke GI won't reference books that I haven't read DOr that I read so doped up that I couldn't talk CI'll learn to like animals GEven your fucking dog DDah dah dah. CDah dah dah dah dah dah dah
[Interlude] G G C G [Verse 2]
GSomeday when I'm a Dbetter man than this CI'll tell this cop to his face that he's a fucking pGig GI'll be pulling jail breaks and shit DSending nail files in your birthday Ccakes CMetal spoons to dig a tunnel bit by Gbit GI won't be able to give you a ride to work Because I Dsold the car to print consent zines CFor every high school kid in the counGtry DDah dah dah. CDah dah dah dah dah dah Gdah
[Outro] G G C G